Legs a-flyin', Madonna goes under the knife

• Hateful? Yes. Legitimately curious. Indeed. The public wondering “Will Heather Mills’ prosthetic leg fly off in lift or twirl during ‘Dancing w/Stars’ stint?” Further questions: “What if it hits someone?” I personally am waiting to hear limbless performance artist, Shaye Saint John, weigh-in.
• Richard Jeni shoots himself, commits suicide. Who’s Richard Jeni?
• It’s rumored that Madonna will appear on the FX drama Nip/Tuck alongside ‘League of Their Own’ pal, Rosie O’Donnell. Madonna has said she’s a quite fan of the show. Yet as most of you know, she’s also said she doesn’t watch TV. How is that?